Bureau of Romantic Records
Every person you've dated becomes one collectible card: alias, rating, red flags, the whole file. By you, for you. On your phone, nowhere else.
Bureau status: processing · Android beta soon
Form SD-69 Self service
One specimen, filed right here in the browser. Nothing is saved, nothing is sent. The Bureau is merely showing off.
A dependable specimen. Filed with respect.
Feature index Filed in order of importance, allegedly
One tap flips the whole deck to show ages, origins, locations, or red and green flags. Sort by any of them. Your patterns become impossible to miss.
Every year gets a recap: your top-rated card, the lesson you kept re-learning, your streaks, and where everyone came from. Built on your phone. Nobody else ever sees it.
Send someone a survey link. They fill in their side of the story, you add it to the card, and it gets a certified seal. Both sides, on one card.
Only the nines and tens get in. Gold banner, permanent spot at the top of the deck.
The first letters of everyone's names become letter tiles, and the app finds every word your deck can spell. Pointless. Somehow the best feature.
Export any card as an image with just the alias and rating. No name, no photo. Safe to drop in the group chat.
Form SD-02 Internal memo, now public
Even the survey has no backend: the link carries the questions, the answers travel back as a code they paste to you. No cloud, no sync, no analytics on your records. This memo is the entire data policy.
Form SD-01 Intake
The deck opens on Android first. Leave an address, pick a platform, and the Bureau will notify you in order received. That is the entire process. We are a very simple agency.
You are in line. The Bureau will be in touch when the beta opens.